My First Trip to an Adult Bookstore

My First Trip to an Adult BookstoreMost of my best stories start out the same way: Hubby was out of town. This true story happened a few decades ago when my husband was gone on a hunting trip. My crazy, blonde, and gorgeous cousin, Louise, was visiting for a week or so and one of my slaves, Spenser, was also at the house. He was a Ranger in the Army and home on leave. We were all in our 20s.Louise and I had been laughing at the ads in the back of a PlayGirl magazine. (Someone had given me a subscription for a previous birthday!) One ad showed a Hippity Hop with a nodule on the top. You could choose from a variety of dildos to affix to the top of the Hippity Hop, and then ride the hell out of it. Great idea actually. But anyway, we got to talking about sex toys, when I came up with the brilliant idea for us to find an adult book store and go tour all the toys and such. I always come up with crazy ideas. Many of my ideas are out there, but my friends could not bear to miss out on one of my adventures.So the place I found in the phone book, Alabama Adult Books, was naturally in a questionable part of town. It?s on 3rd Avenue where the hookers stroll. Oh Boy!!! It was daylight when we went, but the young girls were there on the corner and had a cow over Spenser (strapping young lad.) He was not leaving ayvalık escort bayan our side, plus he looked like Mac Daddy with Louise and I on either arm. The place was large and darkish. There was one bored looking skinny guy behind the counter who barely glanced up at us as he poured over some magazine. We walked around gawking at the sheer variety of items there. Lord, they had everything!!! So much I had never even thought of.On one counter there were 5 life size heads, all lined up with their mouths wide open in an eternal O. One was a blonde, one a brunette, one a red head, and the last girl had black hair. The 5th?s name was Jack, and he had a goatee!! Well, I was still pretty naïve at that time, and just fell apart over Jack! I thought he was awesome! There was something for everyone!!! You could pour lube into a place on the top of their heads to moisten the mouth! God I wish I could remember the name of the lube. It was something catchy. They had copious amounts of it in gallon and half gallon sizes stacked all over the store.Next we saw my first life sized sex doll. I forget her name, but we will call her Janice. She had that realistic looking skin and the same frozen O mouth. She also had two holdouts where you could add ayvalık escort tons of the lube: one for her mouth, and one for her pussy and anus. Her pussy and anus looked a bit gaped, but otherwise seemed fairly accurate. She may have cost like $3000.00 at the time, but whatever it was seemed very expensive.Louise reasoned ?Why spend all that money on a doll? I?ll bet you could have several high class hookers for that amount!? I knowingly said,? Ahh, but after one night the hooker is gone, and Janice will be yours forever!? We were laughing and getting loud by now. Then, I discovered the return table, the thought of which still fascinates me. I grabbed a two headed floppy latex dildo about 3 feet long and began chasing Spenser around the store flogging him with it. He was not pleased. Louise and I were in hysterics.Finally we found the ?movie theater.? Spenser said NO, and I pouted until we all agreed we had to see what was behind the green door. Yes the door was green. You paid to go through a turnstile, then into a smallish hallway lined with doors, most of which were open. Inside each door was a small closet size room: maybe 3 x 4 feet. A built-in wooden bench was on one wall opposite a coin operated TV screen with a few controls. The escort ayvalık three of us squeezed onto the bench and fed the TV some quarters. The speakers were busted and you had several channels/ videos to choose from. All of them were bad. Plus we could not stop laughing!!!About this time, a loud knock came from the door. OMG!! I just knew we were in trouble and being kicked out! We were so crammed in there that Louise just swung the door open to reveal a smallish 60 something year old African American woman in rollers wearing a mu mu open to the hairiest bush I have ever seen. The open garment also revealed her super long, ironed out breasts and several tattoos. She asked, ?Y?all need some company in there?? We were stunned, but good old Spenser said, ?Aw Hell No!? then leaned over Louise and yanked the door shut. Well, I had to grab my crotch to stop from peeing on myself we were laughing so hard at this point. We knew it was time to go.I had been crammed in the far corner, and as we rose as a unit to turn and go, my feet were absolutely stuck to the floor! It dawned on me what the sticky substance was, and the sheer volume of it there that was threatening to pull my shoes off of my feet! Wow and how gross!! And to think that I almost sat my large handbag on the floor!! Thank God I did not!!On our way out I had to have a souvenir and bought one of those cheap blow up dolls with the O mouth to have as a decoration for a friend?s birthday party the following weekend. I remember how fast the doll disappeared that night, and later found out that a guest stole it for personal use! Anyway? That was my first trip to an adult book store!!