The Car Show Pt 2

Over the course of the next week, we went over the references. Of the 85% of the people who called us back, 97% of the women gave a favorable review. And 76% of the men gave us a favorable opinion.I even talked to the man whom he had tossed out of the room.?Eddie?s an asshole,? he said. ?But he goes above and beyond the expectations.?I hung my head. For some reason, I wasn?t liking Eddie as our top choice.?Did it piss you off that he threw you out of the room???Fuck, yeah, it pissed me off! But that?s Eddie.??What did your wife think about him coming inside her???She didn?t give a fuck! She was head deep in orgasm!? I told him what happened the previous week of him asking me out of the room so they could masturbate together.?Oh, man! You?re already being trained. What place did you rent down almanbahis şikayet there???Mountain Meadows Resort. We bought a timeshare.?He laughed. ?Best of luck, brother.?After the kids had gone to bed, Zaleah and I sat down and compared notes. Almost 100% of the men all agreed that Eddie was an asshole. Of the 24% of men who didn?t approve of Eddie, six of those men?s wives became pregnant; four of them were intentional. Some of the 76% of men gave Eddie the freedom to fuck their wives whenever he wanted. Most of them would come home during such times.Of the 3% of women who didn?t approve of Eddie, two of them were the ones who became pregnant unintentionally. They kept the babies. One of the women?s husbands couldn?t stomach raising another man?s child, and he left. One woman said that almanbahis canlı casino Eddie had turned her into a bitch.?His cock was all I could think about,? she said. ?The only thing I would let my husband do was eat my pussy.?She was soon having sex with Eddie without her husband?s consent. The first time her husband came home and caught them, they were in the spooning position. Her husband?s reaction??What the fuck is this???I?m getting fucked! Get the hell out of here!??It got so bad,? she said, ?I was calling my girlfriends over to watch me have sex with him.? Eddie eventually fucked all of them, too. Some of them were married. Tensions in their marriage became so great, one day during Monday Night Football when her husband had a couple of friends over, she walked into the almanbahis casino living room stark naked and asked which one wanted to fuck her. ?My husband can?t get the job done, so maybe one of you can!? Both of his friends took her back to the bedroom and nailed her.The final straw came when her husband found them fucking in his den, and in his father?s chair. He left the room, came back with his nickel-plated .38 revolver, and blew his brains out.?That fucked me up! Fucked Eddie up, too! He wasn?t banging anyone for a long time after that,? she said with a breaking voice. ?I don?t know. But that was years ago. Maybe he?s mellowed out some. Who knows??We plugged all the information and variables into a probability simulator on the laptop, and came back with an 82% success rate.?I think we should go with him,? Zaleah said almost immediately.?Wait. Aren?t we going to talk about this???It says eighty-two percent!??Yeah! That?s on a computer! It simulates shit! This is reality. It doesn?t take into consideration the guy who committed suicide!?