Sad Perv?s 1st Times

Sad Perv?s 1st TimesI?ve been a wanker such a long time, it?s difficult to remember all my experiences. But the 1st Time Round always sticks in your mind, like the 1st Time I saw girls bare in magazines, the 1st Time I saw a girl pose for real, the 1st Time I spontaneously spunked in my underpants. These are some of my 1st Time Round experiences, to the best of my memory. Go-go girlsJust thinking about skimpy-dressed girls dancing go-go sends shivers down my spine. I first saw this on Ready Steady Go! A pop programme from the 60s. Miss Sandy Sarjeant and Her two friends danced in very short skirts, showing their knix all the time, making me pants-spunk every time. I?d never seen anything like it ? even though miniskirts were the fashion you had to be very lucky to get a flash of knix ? and even in my favourite miniskirt mags where girls in the photos were dancing, it?s not quite the same. It?s the early 70s and I?ve discovered go-go pubs. There were several in London, and in those days it was normal to wear a donkey jacket or other non-fashionable wear. My big green jacket, shabby, was long enough for me to get stiff unnoticed when I was out and about ogling girls, and it was fine to wear in the go-go pubs ? in fact, I began to spot other pervs like me, just there to ogle the girls dancing, and wearing similar attire. But the very 1st Time I saw a girl go-go dance for real was Miss Jenny in the Green Man. I?d read in the paper about these pubs that started laying this on, but there was no sign outside the pubs and I had trouble finding them. To be honest, I didn?t really believe I?d ever see go-go for real ? sad pervs like me just weren?t meant to be that lucky. So when I saw Miss Jenny, there was no indication She was the dancer, or even that there was any dancing in this pub. She was behind the bar, talking to a barman, and I thought She was a barmaid. In fact I didn?t think anything other than ? sex-queen! She was wearing a purple micro-minidress that could only have been an inch or so below Her knix, and She was as leggy as all the girls in my Spick